My big toenail ripped off this morning while I was in bed. The blanket caught my nail just right (it was already loose from getting stepped on...gross I know) and abruptly ended my state of sleep with excrutiating pain in my toe. This pain caused me to flail and knock my phone on the ground. As if this wasn't already a bad enough wake up I hit my head on the wall reaching to the floor for said phone. Oh yes and I already got hit with an exploding firecracker straight to my eye this week. If this is any indication of how the rest of the week is going to play out, I am in trouble...final destination anyone? On top of all that rat tail is at work... what a day what a day:) In other news a bird pooped on my sister yesterday which I thought was hilarious. She said she thought it was probably a high flying bird too because it hurt so bad when it landed on her, what a funny girl:) Until next time hold on to your corneas!

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My boss has a rat tail. My BOSS has a rat tail...how do I work for someone who has a rat tail? I don't know. This is red flag #1 about my current standing in life. To his defense, I'm pretty sure he is unaware that he is even sporting one. Whenever he gets his hair cut, the person honestly leaves one noticeably longer patch. It's off center too...I want to know who cuts his hair and I want to bring them cookies, I might even throw in some wine if they could figure out a way to slyly braid it. If they ever put beads on the end I might die of happiness.