Rat-tat-eeeewwie

My boss has a rat tail. My BOSS has a rat tail...how do I work for someone who has a rat tail? I don't know. This is red flag #1 about my current standing in life. To his defense, I'm pretty sure he is unaware that he is even sporting one. Whenever he gets his hair cut, the person honestly leaves one noticeably longer patch. It's off center too...I want to know who cuts his hair and I want to bring them cookies, I might even throw in some wine if they could figure out a way to slyly braid it. If they ever put beads on the end I might die of happiness.